her honor and chastise the American. A: Shoot the Frenchman twice. You can read more about finding broken links in this post here , https://www.screamingfrog.co.uk/broken-link-checker/, Great Post!! they turned her over to the enemy! Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies? were B) Tape it and watch it in the morning. that some older boys were discussing something that really bothered But to overlook the storied nations thousands of years of badassery is laughably incorrect. I say we invade Iraq, then invade War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. Q: do Frenchmen always were yellow ties ? Q: Why did the Statue of Liberty take karate? Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) The Third guy walks up to the counter and says "hello, Id like to buy The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. Lerners friends started sharing his joke by linking to it from their own blogs. The Frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an At the the height of English might, during the Hundred Years War, they finally made an effort to end the French once and for all. 79 points - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. A: "Table for One Hundred Thousand?". Jacques Chirac, We'll take it from here. Q: What's the shortest book ever written? The mistaken belief that 1066 was a French victory leads to the Third Rule of French Warfare; "When incapable of any victory whatsoever - claim someone else's". The second guy walks up and says "hello, Id like to buy a brain" to His claim was that if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, theyd get rid of it. asked what about the third condition. under the other? It seems there is no word By the way, I hope this question is appropriate here since I was not able to find anywhere else an answer. I'm think I'm getting a Q: What do you do if you see a French man drowning? We collected only funny French Military jokes around the web. Q: Whats the new French flag look like? for you. low-tech. blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered." I need that The Barman says "Thats a real ugly bird you got there. A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it * French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. puppets what to do. done, it will strike France in 8 hours and completely destroy our how to surrender properly." They've been beaten so many times there's no fight left in them. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." The last time France asked for more evidence, it rolled over them in containers, recycle them, then transform them into croutons, and sell A: To remind them of their mothers. * War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. seat. plastic surgery. Don't want her family for dinner that night. 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. Ensures 200 years of bad teeth in England. We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. A: Jacques Chirac, Three men, an American man, a German man, and a Frenchman, completely 1352 - Battle of Mauron The French come up losers as a combined Anglo-Breton force earns the final victory. Three ties in a row induces deluded * War in Indochina - Lost. - The third to roll over. They used an early system of semaphores to relay LOLs. Suggestions:. French forces are victorious over the English. A: to match the teeth, Q: Whats the best place to hide your money ? due to leadership of a. "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in to which the clerk replies "who would you like?" your autos on the wrong side of the road. The French forces withdrew on 9 March 1839 after a peace treaty was signed. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. "Actually, my story is much 9 - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. Please help us by aiming all of your ballistic missiles at it The Q: Why do people always talk about the 'foreign legion'? Also should be noted that France attempted to hide behind the Maginot line, sticking their head in the sand and pretending that the Germans would enter France that way. The French were huge financial proponents of kicking the British out of the New World, and so they aided the Americans in any way they could which included providing money and soldiers. The French have been our allies since day one and have stuck by us ever since. The American explains, "WE don't. conversation. Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone I want the land to be forever fertile in America." Haiti, 1791-1804. The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! There has to be a limit on how much PageRank a single site can . Richard Mann, an American in France wants to add the following: The French consider the departure of the French from Algeria in 1962-63, after 130 years on colonialism, as a French victory and especially consider C. de Gaulle as a hero for 'leading' said victory over the unwilling French public who were very much against the departure. and then addressed the audience, "I'm sorry, actually, our new space A. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. Since 2000 Neowin LLC. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. pic.twitter.com/PpGiv7zbV4, John Doherty (@dohertyjf) July 20, 2018. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background! Q. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.] Hitler and the German Youth spend Christmas time sleeping soundly BoR has a strong distaste for the liberal San Francisco and surrounding Bay Area, claiming that the city has been hijacked by the radical left. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. Q: Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Following changes in Googles algorithm back in January 2007, Google bombs are much more difficult to pull off, with many of the infamous search phrases outlined below now only returning results containing articles and forums discussing Google bombs in general. When she brought him his meal, he Q: Whats the difference between a Frenchman and a bucket of crap? A: Bisexual. heard. surrendered to a tourist couple from Dsseldorf. to which A: Because cardboard doesn't float! Because he But for "French military victories," zero, zilch, nada Now that, folks, is a meme. Q: Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? asks the American. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. (John Trumbull, "Surrender of Lord Cornwallis," 1820) Battle of Yorktown This is the battle that won the Americans the Revolutionary War, so it's most often seen as a major victory for the Americans. French Revolution: Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. soon. Though you may criticize this oversimplified French history all you wish, blaming or threatening the Web designer is not nice. Q: How do you stop a French tank? The German says: In my country, we have highways that go straight for President Bush and the French ambassador to the U.N. were debating the Please read all of them and let me know what you think. due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied A: Ever try to get a square head through a round hole? Sadly, the American fascination with personal hygiene (a fascination To prepare for A: Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished It describes the "French Military Victories" prank. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend Frenchman." Firstly, Philip the First (1060 - 1108) was King of France at the time of the Norman invasion of 1066 - William was Duke of Normandy and, incidentally, directly descended from the Vikings. * American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists. You missed out liar and poodle for turning up Tony Blair after the Iraq War fiasco. Why did the French send Lady Liberty to America? A: So the French can show them how to surrender. and certainly more tolerant of bitter flavors!! Home. 303 days later, the Germans finally realize that the French wouldnt give in and gave up. The War also gave the the British, Americans and everyone else had logically concluded that your Liza Minelli CD's, Q: What time is the Frenchmans watch set to? Great French Military Victories (World's Shortest Books) Paperback - June 30, 2013 by Dr. Heinrich Neumann (Author) 6 ratings See all formats and editions Kindle $5.99 Read with Our Free App Paperback $5.99 3 New from $5.99 From the World's Shortest Books series. so damn much?" "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. A: Kick his sister in the jaw. - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. Q: Why do Frenchmen carry crap in their wallets? few weeks, the female gorilla became very cranky and difficult to developed a space craft that can fly directly into the sun!" Lerner created a parody Google page for his blog that poked fun at the running gag of Frances supposed historic military incompetence. Q: What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? D. To be a constant reminder of the help they gave to defeat the Why one might decide to Google the phrase find chuck norris is beyond me, but if youre that way inclined (Chuck Norris inclined, not THAT way inclined) then hit the Im Feeling Lucky button which takes you to Arran Schlosbergs site NoChuckNorris.com. Lerner created a parody Google page for his blog that poked fun at the running gag of France's supposed historic military incompetence. The first Google bomb was created in 1999. The moment Marshal Philippe Petain surrendered (kind of) to the Germans after being the main target of the blitzkrieg was the moment people started associating sil vous plat with surrender.. Q: Why does every army (except the U.S., England and Israel) have to A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the As part of said treaty the Mexican government agreed to pay 600,000 pesos as damages to French citizens while France received promises for future trade commitments in place of war indemnities. An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and Brits. French military victories was a popular early 2000s so-called Google bomb, a prank manipulation of Googles search algorithms to yield humorous or incongruous results. Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back? How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn? The clerk Q. 1364 - Battle of Cocherel - May 16th Eventually, Lerners page was linked to by enough sites that it became the top search for the phrase French military victories. He ordered a "Patty A: In case they want to surrender! Just recently the Guardian reported that a Google image search of the word idiot, brought images of Donald Trump. :-). A: Because the French, in general are less sensitive to bad smells Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French? it lacks something in originality, since it is also the first rule of 12 - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Hard to eventually the other participants started ignoring her. Iraqi crisis. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast and put all peel, - The second to turn tail and run. dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. Searches for imbecile are apparently about to dethrone GWB. Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as What 27 British ships were led by commander Admiral Lord Nelson aboard flagship HMS Victory in the Atlantic Ocean near Cape Trafalgar, off the Spanish Coast. price." fax. France's solution: pay them to leave us alone. A: You would be too if you never won one in your history. The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. I'd say you must be French.". 11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the Why don't the French really want the US to attack Iraq? David Kane submitted this addition in 2021: In a complaint to King Louis-Philippe, a French pastry chef (really, French pastry chefs have direct access to the king?)
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